I was fifteen minutes late getting to my local pub yesterday afternoon; and that is very nearly half a pint of wasted time. Why? Dumbed down Britain strikes again.
There should be a nationwide test to ascertain a person's certain minimal intelligence before the hoi-polloi are allowed to do three basic things.
a) try to retrieve money from a cash machine
b) attempt to use the self checkout lane in a busy supermarket
c) procreate
Okay; point C might seem somewhat harsh but it's not all elastic bands and housebricks these days. Castration can be achieved chemically, as can sterilisation; and the people involved so thick that they wouldn't even know that their human rights might be being violated.
We would be doing ourselves a favour in the lon
There should be a nationwide test to ascertain a person's certain minimal intelligence before the hoi-polloi are allowed to do three basic things.
a) try to retrieve money from a cash machine
b) attempt to use the self checkout lane in a busy supermarket
c) procreate
Okay; point C might seem somewhat harsh but it's not all elastic bands and housebricks these days. Castration can be achieved chemically, as can sterilisation; and the people involved so thick that they wouldn't even know that their human rights might be being violated.
We would be doing ourselves a favour in the lon